Would you expect anything else from the music to the most hyped sex movie of the millennium? Then again, the eros being served up in most of the tracks rarely has much of the S&M danger that fueled the book.
More lyrics speak of romanticized sex than the rougher kind. And the core of the music sounds like something you’d sooner hear at a spa than in an S&M dungeon.
The album, which features Beyonce, Ellie Goulding and Sia, stresses soft-edged production and slow build rhythms, bunched into some fairly catchy pop songs.
There’s some laziness at play here. Bey’s two tracks recycle older songs. They include a remix of “Haunted” and a total overhaul of “Crazy In Love,” which was the first single from “Fifty Shades” and has been out since the fall.
For more rehash, the album works in a few covers. Annie Lennox re-purposed “I Put A Spell On You” from her own new album, and the electro trio AWOLNATION offers a soggy cover of Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m On Fire.”
Mirroring the book’s core audience, female performers dominate the album. The most represented male — the R&B singer Weekend — has an androgynous voice, unaided by the tepid melodies on his two tracks.
The women don’t stick to a single point of view. They hint at both the S and the M roles. Lennox howls through that classic anthem of erotic possessiveness, though her take has far less threat than Nina Simone’s classic. Goulding, who has one of the album’s best songs with “Love Me Like You Do,” eagerly embraces the fun of bondage: “You’re the fear/I don’t care/I’ve never been so high.”
At least several other songs match the melodic appeal of Goulding’s track. Jesse Ware delivers her ballad “Meet In the Middle” with the airy allure of Dusty Springfield or Dionne Warwick. And the newcomer Vaults put a firm tune behind her high-gauze track.
Still, it’s left to Beyonce to deliver the edge. Only during the slowed-down “Crazy In Love” — with its enraptured vocal and deep-tissue beat — does this would-be S&M soundtrack draw blood.